How Do You Plead?

When I say that Adeline has a naughty streak, people tend to scoff. 

One look at her sly smile will tell you that she feels no guilt for these crimes.

I would now like to present my case. 

Exhibit A:

 Attempted robbery: Trying to open the desk drawer.

 

Exhibit B:

Voluntary manuscript slaughter: Upon finding a loose receipt on the desk, attempts to rip it to shreds in order to eat said receipt.

Exhibit C:

Destruction of property.

 

Exhibit D:

Fleeing from the scene of a crime.

                                      

Exhibit E:

Looting: Picking up and consuming crumbs.

Exhibit F:

Dumpster Diving in the recycling.

Exhibit G:

Breaking and Entering

 Exhibit H:

Vandalism: Tearing of toilet paper.

I rest my case. 

Adeline, how do you plead?

 
Update: The Perp is being held without bail in the pack 'n' play in our room. She has gnawed through the paint on the crib rail, turning the wood into a dangerous, splintering weapon.